傅小蛙回到居所，孫文超等人聽(tīng)聞傅小蛙在牛肚皮下逃生的經(jīng)過(guò)，不由得驚嘆，編都編不出如此刺激的故事。不過(guò)傅小蛙隱藏掉金雞王的那一段，這個(gè)金麥子，還是越少人知道越好。
傅小蛙回到屋中，把四周的門窗都關(guān)上，接著從床底下掀開(kāi)兩塊磚頭，往地下刨一刨，刨出一個(gè)罐子，這是黑魚最喜歡的居所，黑魚說(shuō)沉睡幾百年對(duì)它有感情，應(yīng)著黑魚的要求傅小蛙就是把它塞在罐子里，然后走到哪埋到哪，據(jù)說(shuō)它要不停地吸取地氣。
他抱著罐子從床下爬出來(lái)，拍拍身上灰土，將罐子放在桌面上，摸摸下巴，看樣子黑魚還在里面死睡。
傅小蛙掏出在金雞山得到的麥穗，現(xiàn)在的麥穗已經(jīng)失金色的光芒，跟普通的麥穗沒(méi)有兩樣。他打開(kāi)罐子，伸手往里面掏一掏，摸到里面的黑魚，果然還在里面。他抓住黑魚的尾巴，拎著尾巴把黑魚從里面拔出來(lái)。那黑魚此刻就像一條死魚般軟趴趴的，不管傅小蛙怎么晃動(dòng)，也沒(méi)作聲響。
這個(gè)黑魚，救過(guò)他的命，所以他很有感情，他會(huì)想盡辦法，也要把黑魚救醒。
嗯？椅子腿有點(diǎn)松脫。傅小蛙拎起著黑魚的尾巴，吧吧吧砸下去，重新把椅子敲緊。
如果靈獸糧對(duì)異獸有用，那么應(yīng)該會(huì)有一些幫助，傅小蛙是這么想。
用力掰開(kāi)黑魚的嘴巴，黑魚從下往上長(zhǎng)的兩顆獠牙看起來(lái)很滑稽。傅小蛙將一顆麥子丟進(jìn)去，然后等待。
只見(jiàn)那桌面上的黑魚，嘴巴蠕動(dòng)了一下，像是在咀嚼吞咽，在睡夢(mèng)中呢喃道：“開(kāi)飯了，好幸?！?br/>
傅小蛙把另一顆麥子放到它的嘴邊，見(jiàn)那黑魚嗅動(dòng)一下，舌頭像青蛙一樣彈出來(lái)，卷走傅小蛙手上的麥穗，然后像發(fā)出像豬一樣的咀嚼聲。
還沒(méi)醒。傅小蛙抓著它的尾巴往椅子上叭叭叭。就是摔打幾下，那黑魚依然是在那幸福的咀嚼中。
傅小蛙再掏出一顆辣椒，掰開(kāi)黑魚的嘴往里面丟去，依然是豬一樣的咀嚼聲。
“我勒個(gè)操。辣辣辣。水。我要喝水！?。 ?br/>
那黑魚嚎叫著從桌子上跳進(jìn)泥土之中，竄上竄下，接著消失不見(jiàn)。估計(jì)鉆到幾十丈的地下去喝地下水去了。
傅小蛙抱著手在等待，不到一會(huì)，這才見(jiàn)到黑魚從地底竄出來(lái)，像只快要死的狗一樣，仰著面向上在地上呼拉呼拉地喘著氣。
“怎么樣，睡得還舒服嗎？”傅小蛙悠悠然地問(wèn)道。
那黑魚跳起來(lái)破口大罵道：“舒服你大爺，讓老子吃辣椒，小爺我平生最討厭吃辣椒，老子就白救了你這個(gè)沒(méi)心肝的！”
“哇拷，哥哥我可是費(fèi)盡心思找靈獸糧救你回陽(yáng)，你不知道感謝也就罷了，還計(jì)較這一個(gè)兩個(gè)辣椒，沒(méi)辣椒你小崽子能醒么？”傅小蛙支著腰跟那黑魚對(duì)罵。
“小爺我就是喜歡睡怎么著，再睡個(gè)一百年過(guò)來(lái)，你也就歸仙了，費(fèi)去小爺我多少麻煩事??！”
“好，那就再用烈酒把你泡個(gè)幾百年，讓你多睡幾百年！”傅小蛙要擒它。
“你你，你別過(guò)來(lái)啊，注意點(diǎn)分寸??！”
“我就過(guò)，你怎么著你！”
“我可是會(huì)叫的！”
“你叫啊，你叫破喉嚨也不會(huì)有人理你滴，咩哈哈哈！”
“救命啊，非禮??！”
傅小蛙釋放了一只終級(jí)吃貨，給自己帶來(lái)沉重的負(fù)擔(dān)。這貨什么都吃，天上飛的，地下走的，水里游的。不過(guò)吃多少，都不管叫飽，一直嚷嚷著餓，說(shuō)傅小蛙虐待動(dòng)物。
“這些破雪雞還不夠塞牙縫，快點(diǎn)再給救命恩人來(lái)點(diǎn)吃的！”那黑魚在剔著牙齒。
傅小蛙哭喪著臉道：“你還是再把我殺掉算了，我已經(jīng)沒(méi)什么可以讓你吃的，要不，你看看我的味道怎么樣？”
“你這點(diǎn)肉，還是不夠塞牙的，還是那兩顆靈獸糧好美味，真是讓人懷念，想當(dāng)年，爺每天吃飯，餐餐一大碗靈獸糧，真是好幸福的生活！”黑魚抱拳貼在臉頰邊陶醉在回憶中露出幸福的表情。
“一大碗，他媽的誰(shuí)養(yǎng)活的你呀，老子命都快沒(méi)了，才弄來(lái)兩顆！”
“唉，只能說(shuō)我命苦啊，女人怕嫁錯(cuò)郎，獸怕跟錯(cuò)主，心酸吶！”
“那你不要跟著我好了，一點(diǎn)事情不會(huì)做，還老要吃的，你說(shuō)你到底會(huì)干啥??！”
“其實(shí)我會(huì)做的事情多得很，洗衣做飯端茶倒水鋪床疊被，可是，人家沒(méi)吃飽，哪有力氣干活！”黑魚嬌弱躺在抽泣。
“臥勒個(gè)操，你一天吃的足夠養(yǎng)一百個(gè)丫環(huán)了！”
“叔叔，我餓！”黑魚眼睛閃亮楚楚可憐。
傅小蛙煩惱地抓抓頭，想想什么才能塞飽這只無(wú)底洞。突然，他想到百寶囊里還有糖果，然后拿出百寶囊往里面翻找，里面東西很多，傅小蛙把擋事的東西拿出來(lái)放一邊，那黑魚探著個(gè)腦袋瞄望。
傅小蛙把幾大塊狼尸放在一邊，然后伸手進(jìn)百寶囊里掏掏掏，黑魚在旁邊望著狼尸直流口水，小心翼翼地試問(wèn)道：“叔叔，我能吃么？”
傅小蛙的眉毛動(dòng)彈幾下，奇怪道：“你要吃這個(gè)，當(dāng)心咬崩你的牙！”
“我喜歡有嚼頭的肉肉……看起來(lái)好美味……”
黑魚愛(ài)撫著幾大塊狼尸，傅小蛙切成幾大塊，整個(gè)異狼有幾千斤重，每一大塊都有近千斤。
“那你……試試？”
得到傅小蛙的同意，黑魚撲到狼尸前，大口大口的吞食。
“噢霍霍，這才叫肉，好滿足，好充足。就是肉質(zhì)太嫩一點(diǎn)！”黑魚搖著尾巴撲在狼尸上大吃特吃，還鉆進(jìn)去吃，從里吃到外。
傅小蛙打到一個(gè)寒顫，想象到自己牙齒全部咬崩掉的樣子，這個(gè)狼肉跟鋼鐵一樣，他當(dāng)時(shí)可以暴動(dòng)氣元才斬成幾大塊。
幾千斤重的狼尸，竟然被黑魚吃個(gè)一干二凈留下骨頭跟獸皮，吃完之后，黑魚拍拍肚皮打到一個(gè)飽嗝，似乎還不是很過(guò)癮的樣子。
“飽。飽了？”
“七成吧！”黑魚剔剔牙。懶洋洋地道。
“你，你每餐都要吃這么多？”
“矮油，人家正是長(zhǎng)身體的時(shí)候，自然需要吃得多。把我喂好了。以后你好處多著呢。過(guò)來(lái)，給小爺捶捶背！”
“滾，老子哪里去給你找這么多異獸！”
“叔叔。你，你好兇噢……”黑魚楚楚可憐眼神回望。
傅小蛙現(xiàn)在很頭大，這條大吃貨尾隨著，是要吃垮他才甘心。不過(guò)也沒(méi)有辦法，誰(shuí)叫它是救命恩人，依然還是要救醒的。
天都學(xué)院恢復(fù)平靜，學(xué)院為這一次的災(zāi)難，而舉行一場(chǎng)哀悼大會(huì)，悼念在這場(chǎng)災(zāi)難中不幸死去的人們，悼念那個(gè)奮不顧身勇救學(xué)員的導(dǎo)師，立這導(dǎo)師為榜樣，讓更多的導(dǎo)師學(xué)習(xí)。
傅小蛙也參加了他的哀悼會(huì)，他的心情非常悲痛。
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